sounds like the intro for that dj otzi track

heyyyyyyyyy hey baby! i wanna know if you'll be my girl! ooh ahh!

weird

Who is this guy?? .......

good to see some people around my area ..

Discopolka That's my type of party.

Discopolka till you drop, that's my motto.

I have in my personal collection The BeeGee's polka party favorites. and you can own this to, for only 3 easy payments of 19.95 yes just 19.95 per month for 3 months. included in this price is also a two page recipie book on how to cook lima beans.
But wait thats not all, also included in this amazing offer is an honest to goodness snail sucker. No longer do you have to suck the snails out of there shells. With this snail sucker it will do it for you. shaped like a small toilet plunger this snail sucker will suck any snail out of any shell. We will also throw in a butt snake. Yes a honest to goodness butt snake for those days when you are really bunged up.
All this for thee low cost of 3 easy payments of 19.95-19.95-19.95.
(we take everybody's currency at par)
(not responsible for injury or damage)
(side effects could and will include, impotence,incontinence, no bladder control, huge abundance of putrid uncontrollable gas, uncontrolable and huge amounts of diareah, heavy sweating, vomiting, loss of friends and family and possible bankruptcy, And a few others)

Dutch.