Hello.

How's eveyone been lately? Kids take away all the free time I used to use to read the forums.

Answer: Not much. Some flaming, some new products, some general DJ chit-chat. You know.

-r-

Some n00b users asked questions for stuff I could find in a search within a minute, I berated them, they gave me a hard time for it. Pfffshht.

I eventually cracked the Unifying Theory of Everything, which solved the conflicting issues of Dark Matter in a Universe that is expanding at an increasing rate, while the curve of the space-time continuum remains constant - and solved the contradiction of Einstein's theory of Special Relativity and the discovery of ultra high-density supercharged energy particles (Cosmic Rays) into the bargain!

But, even though ultra high-density supercharged energy particals only exist because they've escaped from a black hole (which is impossible) and have travelled 325 million light years* without losing any energy whatsoever (also impossible) no-one was interested, so we cake instead.

* That's one-thousand nine hundred and fifty million trillion miles, btw.

This message has been edited. Last edited by: Cheebatone,

Can I get that in metric please? Nobody cares about the imperial system.

quote:

Originally posted by Pulse:
Some n00b users asked questions for stuff I could find in a search within a minute, I berated them, they gave me a hard time for it. Pfffshht.

How do you use the search function?

Windows >> ALT+F4
Mac >> Command+Q

quote:

Originally posted by Pulse:
Can I get that in metric please?

Three-thousand one-hundred and thirty-eight million, two-thousand two-hundred and eight thousand trillion kilometres.

But you knew that...

's true ... we rule the 1.6.