A mixer which is able to actually control Rekordbox?

It can't just be me, can it?

I'm a simple person. Also old. I like DVS because it feels like the good old times. I also love Rekordbox in performance mode. Why can't I use the all the features available with my chosen systems?

There is not a mixer on the market that allows me to use DVS and PAD FX (POST FADER!!) at present.

I've resorted to buying a DDJ-1000 and using it with turntables just to achieve this. However, I need to walk from one side of the room to the other to adjust the pitch. 

Thought the DJM-S11 was the answer, but no, that got returned after 40 mins.

I would love to see a controller, which is just a mixer (ability to play 'real' vinyl a bonus).

Am I the only one?