sorry to hear this jason, i hope one of the mods can help you fix this - i've never heard of anything quite so bad before. i had a weird freezing on my mac when version 3 just came out and they found a fix for it. the engineers in japan actually went out and bought the same mac as me to get to the bottom of the issue. it still blows me away a year later that they did that (it was the top of the range one too!).
Not that this really helps you but hopefully you will be optimistic of a fix. you've just spent a load of cash and deserve it to work!